February 2012
whiskey and wine and whiskey then beer
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reason number 29,854 not to marry your best friend
You still tell people the story of the eight grade incident in which you punched said bff in the face and made him bleed in front of all his guy friends. But only tell it when he is within ear-shot.
I AM A TWENTY-SOMETHING: HEAR ME ROAR!
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A Coat
I made my song a coat Covered with embroideries Out of old mythologies From heel to throat; But the fools caught it, Wore it in the world’s eyes As though they’d wrought it, For there’s more enterprise In walking naked.
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Dude! Life is actually going in a positive...
Something gargantuan and horrific is going to happen soon! It’s nearly exciting to find out what.
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I took my dad out for dinner. I am an adult.
Really I just wanted pita and tzatziki.
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January 2012
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Did Newt Gingrich really promise an American base...
YOUR MOVE, OBAMA!
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